Thursday, January 8, 2009

Thursday Bellwork Letter to me

Dear Taylor,
You really are as awesome possum as you think. You got a job working at the local McDonalds. That place gave you zits, so you quit. Shalei was your manager until she also quit and became the president of the U.S. She said that you could be her secretary. You move to the white house tomorrow.
You need to pay more attention in math class. Mrs. Okeson really works hard to help you learn the math necessities of life. Do your homework and stop slacking off on your house work. Mom really wants you to learn to be responsible at a young age.
Your family is doing great and all 17 of your kids are healthy. They like to go to museums. And by the way, don't let Bobby Jo get a mullet. It is terrible. He never washes it so it looks like dread locks/mullet and Mom doesn't approve.
Enjoy your childhood,
Taylor

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